@Xallec

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@keira_reckons @tiffanycli I'm an American and suddenly realizing why, even though my current employer is enthuiastic about my level of work, I can't seem to get call backs based on my resume. I haven't fluffed or fibbed anything and would be embarrassed to.
@raiderrobert I use a Fossil and have loved it.
Pls boost so I can show my wife how a toot can go round the world

(we are boarding a long haul flight and will be on the other side of the world when I turn my phone back on, so even with 0 boosts I think this will be a sound demonstration)
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
@kcivey @CatHat @Popehat 😂 agreed. It really only looks marginally similar to shag carpet. I just couldn't come up with a better descriptor for it.
@CatHat @Popehat forgive me if I get this wrong, I don't know the rules of alt text. The photo is an ad from a company called "Hello Cake". The text of the ad says "Quick dissolve ED meds from Cake are here! This unique compound formula works up to 3x faster than generic ED pills (reference to study here) so you can get bedroon ready when the mood strikes." Then a retro backdrop with orange shag carpet material, the medicine, and a hand holding one of the melts. Slogan, "Pop. Melt. Bang."
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