"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
@MissingThePt wish La Croix lime had a version
@MissingThePt If that's a real product, I'd like to get off this ride now please.

@MissingThePt

"When Idiocracy started in reality, it was actually even dumber.
Researchers were not busy with Viagra and hair loss, but softdrink-flavored ketchup."

LB: I had to search for this because it can't be real and I regret to inform you all that it is, and that I'm complicit in the viral marketing campaign.

@MissingThePt

@MissingThePt please tell me this is fake
@MissingThePt $20 a ketchup made with Coca Cola would be better. I need a blind taste test, stat.