A woman's age is harder to get than the PM's phone number.

China grows because of it's government, India grows despite it.

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

War does not decide who is right. Only who is left.

Budhha and me were together in india for two years. Most of the time he was meditating and i was enjoying hookah.

After the revolutionary mythological judgement by indian judges. The next hearing in indian supreme court will be about Alien invasion.

Democracy ruined your country.

Mammoths were not happy with their immensely long teeth. They lived in depression for millions of years and then one fine day committed mass suicide.

I don't go to church quite often.

Listening to Justin Bieber (Baby Baby Baby oooo)