https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gq7PQ2JfXI

Diary entries about him. Probably.

"Oh, ya know what! I think I can hear my dooties calling ta me riiiight now..."

Whiplash cupped a hoof to his ear.

"O- oh, ok!"

He turned to @mlp_lucy and @mlp_EmmyRay.

"My dooties are telling me I gotta go find a bar. And maybe a cute goil or two."

He sighed. "Ahh, it's a real tough life wid me and my dooties, huh?"

"Ciao," he said, winking as he exited stage left and walked straight into a pub.

"Pfft, dat's what you think," Whiplash winked at @mlp_lucy. He'd find a way to slip something hard into his drink whether she liked it or not!

He shook @mlp_EmmyRay's wingtip, not quite making the connection between her and @mlp_RubyRay. ...After all, he and Ruby went back a long time after he nearly caused her to be in a cart accident in Manehattan years ago.

Boy, did he get an earful for that. And another speeding ticket to add to his vast collection. All unpaid, naturally!

"Mmm, yea, I'd like dat, if I'm still able ta be around..." For a splitsecond, he checked over his shoulder.

𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘏𝘖𝘏𝘖𝘏𝘖𝘏𝘖...

"But I want my milkshake ta have like... y'know, hard drinks in it," he shrugged.

Despite straightening out a *little*, Whiplash would always be a bit of a bad boy. After all, everyone loves a rebel...

"I guess ya welcome ta come as well, if ya wanna, uh... ...you." He squinted at @mlp_EmmyRay, then looked at @mlp_lucy for help.

"Good choice," Whiplash said, agreeing with @mlp_lucy's decision to stop, his tone venomous.

Whiplash muttered sulkily. He was renowned for being just a 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 bit of a sore loser. "If I wanted ta be rated for how well I froze, I'd've been an ice-cream..."

He huffed even harder when @mlp_EmmyRay started to join in. Despite this, he was secretly glad of her commend aiming to put a stop to any further ridicule.

"Whatever. I thought I was 20/10, and my opinion matters most ta me!" he smirked.

"I desoive at least a 17..." he grumbled, unimpressed that somehow @GrannySmith had scored higher than he.

"Besoides, ya behaving as if I'm in trouble or something! All I was doing was skating! It's an innocent activity!"

Whiplash practically had a halo above his head. Or perhaps that was just the after-effects of Granny Smith.

"How are ya even judging 5?" Whiplash tutted.

(@mlp_lucy, @mlp_EmmyRay)

Twinkle Skates, who was apparently an actual pony, glared at @mlp_EmmyRay and Whiplash from across the lake.

"That would be preferable," she huffed, glaring at Whiplash and the danger he posed to the other skaters.

"Geez, bro. What I do?" he scoffed. "Ya behaving like one of my crazy exes..."

Grumbling about 'haters' and 'neighsayers', the Manehattanite veered back to where @mlp_lucy was sat.

"How'd I do? 20 outta 10, right?" he winked.

"Uh, Lulu. Newsflash but, I can kinda FLY..."

Whiplash waggled his wings at @mlp_lucy, perched on the lake's edge.

"Tch, me? Fall in. As if!"

He turned to @mlp_EmmyRay after spinning on the spot in the skates about 18 times. He mulled her comment over about who he'd rather fight - Lucy or the lake denizens.

"...I'll take my chances on da lake floor," he muttered, ears flattened to his nape.