"Oh, ya know what! I think I can hear my dooties calling ta me riiiight now..."
Whiplash cupped a hoof to his ear.
"O- oh, ok!"
He turned to @mlp_lucy and @mlp_EmmyRay.
"My dooties are telling me I gotta go find a bar. And maybe a cute goil or two."
He sighed. "Ahh, it's a real tough life wid me and my dooties, huh?"
"Ciao," he said, winking as he exited stage left and walked straight into a pub.