I've likely said this before, but I would like to see a modern take on the old 16-bit computer game Captain Blood. I imagine modern audiences would have a reasonable time with an updated UPCOM communications system, given the ubiquity of emoji these days.

in hindsight, 6am was probably not the best time to binge-watch a horror miniseries

Took me a while to mark down all the respawn points, but I think I'm just about done with my Barbuta map now.
#ufo50

Subtleties of the English language:
"You have good taste" is not equivalent to "you taste good"

idioms can be ambiguous.
if you're asking how much you're being charged for some repairs, "what's the damage" may not yield the response you're looking for.

"If you're anything like me... what are you doing? Those are _my_ idiosyncrasies; go get your own!"

Are you human? Are you a person?