Voltairfreshener

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Who’d win in an UFC rules cage fight until submission or KO?

Donald Duck or Goofy

Goofy
0%
Donald Duck
100%
Poll ended at .

Technological revolutions has brought humans to the moon and sent robots to Mars.

It may sound like sci-fi, but one day, I believe, we will even overcome the challenge of creating webpages that are not ruined by popups.

The walking dead. Could it even happen in Los Angeles?

I have news for y’all: The “thermonuclear” lawsuit was not filed “the split second the court opens on Monday.”

Update: X has filed its lawsuit. (It was not at “the split second the court opens on Monday,” but it was filed. https://mastodon.social/@TodayInTwitter/111445845129995361

There is a board game called Secret Hitler. At first I thought the premise sounded fun, but every time you play the game, the secret Hitler turns out to be Elon in his Gulfstream.

Edit: Facing a thermonuclear lawsuit I’d like to revise my review to the most fun board game I have ever played with freedom of speech

In defense of puns, you can’t have laughter without ugh
Petition for God to trade Sean Lock for Carrot Top. We’ll throw in Dennis Miller if the trade is done within 30 minutes.

I recommend Alice. She has no malice. She’s like a fun-chalice ... at rallies...? So say all the tallies

From: @Alice
https://beige.party/@Alice/111427034318450560

Alice McFlurry :bc: (@[email protected])

Is #FollowFriday broken? I haven't noticed the expected volume of people recommending me to others.

beige.party

Apparently we can not reclassify Suella Braverman as toxic fungus.

I checked.

Oh hello.

The server I am normally on didn’t update for (going on) 20 hours, so I frankensteined this backup account to see what’s happening.

Similar username and profile pic, same dorky moron.