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Amateur human.

I like bed rotting, dopamine, and shrimp.

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“soo, i made a scale model to go along with my proposal

i hope you all like it”

[Santa Claus meditates in his workshop as two bugs buzz around]

[unsheathes and resheaths katana]

[bugs fall to the ground, cut into four pieces each]

Santa: Now that’s what I call… Kringle-Cut Flies.

Eat shit, ICE

Interesting that Droppo’s laziness completely disappeared once he had the chance to do something he actually cared about.

Anyway, this is the christmas movie we watched last night.

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