Jocelyn Badgley

@Twipped
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Annihilating nature, one chromosome at a time. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘°πŸšΊπŸ€±πŸ»πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦β™€βš§ ⚒ @TwippingVanilla and @TwippedTech on Twitter
"Where do you work?"
"npm"
"npm is a company?"
*dies inside*

Definitely just had my first case of β€œwow, that would have really fucking hurt if I still had testicles.” Basically scraped my groin across a beam while climbing back down out of the attic.

Also, I just went up and fixed the insulation in our attic. #adulting

The lighting in my living room was perfect today.
Well, this account lives again. No idea how active I’ll be over here. I need to setup a twitter gateway, probably.

Mastodon: *paints beautiful wall mural*

Twitter: Who's gonna buy that? You can't even transport it?

Mastodon: *does an elaborate interpretive dance in front of the mural*

Twitter: Wait, is that part of the art?

Mastodon: *group meditation chanting "awooo"*

Twitter: Ok but how do you monetize?

Mastodon: *stretch*

Twitter: ...?

Mastodon: *a thousand voices sing a hymn to diversity as a million weirdos dance*

Twitter: We're, uh... we're going home now...

Mastodon: *builds space ship*

I've now migrated this account over to https://masticated.life/@Twipped
Now I face a quandary. Should I recreate both of my twitter identities over here, or just this one and leave my birth name behind. It's kinda nice having my tech and trans interests separated, but there's so much intersection that it's also kinda pointless.