I have been thinking about the Lore of my cat

Is he named Squeakopotamus Rex, or is he -a- squeakopotamus rex

Perhaps he is the (squeak)opotamus and somewhere out in the world there is a (grump)opotamus and a (punk)opotamus and so on?

Does that mean his name is Rex, or is the species as a whole (blank)opotamus rex?

Maybe he's their king?

In reward for listening to my rambling you may have a kitty picture, and I apologize to any text to speech users if those names didn't work

There is a stain on the ceiling tiles in my office

I have a plan on how to improve it

I have been giving the kitten wet food in the morning when I wake up, and have been, therefore, training the kitten that if he wakes me up then he gets fed

I have made a terrible mistake

Obviously I need to shift wet food time by around 12 hours, but if getting woken up at 5 was bad then being woken up at 5 by a cat who expects to be fed and will not be fed will be real bad