Every school has Lore.
The best schools have Deep Lore.

When you ask why the statue is covered in batteries and your friend gets way too excited to explain you know you're in for a wild story

I feel like I need to reread The Design of Everyday Things to properly express why I have so many problems playing the Spiderman games.

I don't think I'm this bad at video games... So why can't I translate what I want to do into the game?

I sneezed while brushing my teeth and discovered a fascinating new type of pain

There was also toothpaste suds coming out of my noses which looked hilarious, but not something I want on the Internet

Here's the trailer for my new fake TV show

When a cyber crime has been committed...

FBI Tech: No good, his WiFi has faded too much

... and the FBI can't find their man...

FBI Guy: We canvassed his IP address neighbors. Nobody saw anything

... they call in a specialist...

FBI Boss: I'm calling in a specialist

... The DoxxHound!

(It's a dog with wraparound sunglasses in front of a computer with a guy moving his paws to make it look like he's typing)

This good boy catches bad guys

After a terrible boating accident killed his entire family he became... Oar Ninja

-Oar Ninja stands over a defeated Bad Guy-
ON: Tell me who your boss is... Oar pay the price
BG: You know that's a paddle and not an oar right?

-Oar Ninja drinks alone in a bar-
ON: My whole life is a lie!