How have I never noticed this before

Proposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.

iim not following cowboy hentai face sorry

so many websites have so much unused boring space meanwhile with mastodon its like pop-up ads for crackheadery

tbh so far the best thing this site has over Twitter and Tumblr is the cool usernames aren't already taken by bots/users that haven't been active in 10 years/etc

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friendly reminder that no doubles ralsei kinnies on tumblr are braver than any us marine