"That's pukka, bruv! Can I 'ave some more?" - Jamie Oliver Twist.
Luis Suarez crying his eyes out after Uruguay are eliminated.
What’s been your favourite World Cup moment, so far?
Dads: Turn that bloody light off! It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here. Do you think I’m made of money?
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 48 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for 27 more and a 6ft reindeer that lights up in 8 different colours.