The MAGA Mike!!! You already got the 'job'...and now you seek the 'handjob'???

The Marjorie Taylor Greene!!! You equine troglodyte!!! The only thing the American people are tired of is having to bear witness to the perpetual torrent of horseshit spilling from your mouth!!!

Merry Fucking Christmas from The Tim!!!🎄🎁🎅🤶🌲

The Nick Adam's (Alpha Numbnuts)!!! Of course not!...nobody shames you for going out and having a couple of drinks with the boys! They shame you for taking to the Twitter afterward and ejaculating over the experience! This is not alpha! These are the actions of a try-hard dingus!

The Ted Cruz!!! You need not apologize to the plastic straws! For your love of thin cylindrical things is clear! Perhaps this is why in Cancún, you are known by the name "el hombre que se entuba con la polla de Trump" which means "the man who intubates himself with Trump's cock!

The Brigitte!!! Well, they used to be, right?...so, what changed? Could it possibly be that we are now living in the 21st century, and YOU just haven't quite figured that out yet? They are the future, and you are a dillybar!!!

Trumpty Dumpty thought he was boss, Trumpty Dumpty had a great loss, all the dick's lawyers, and all the dick's tears, couldn't get Trumpty another four years.