The Donald Trump!!! You did it!!! You sent the b-day card to the ultimate pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein!!! You drew the ass, you drew the boobies, and you signed the bush!!! Your "beautiful secrets" are secret no more!!!
The CBS!!! You outrageous cocks!!! You dare to fire The Stephen Colbert?!!! You cave to the fascism?!!! You tremble before the wrinkly orange prick!!! You stupid fucks!!! This is the worst thing you've done since you cancel The Guiding Light!!! Fuck you!!!
The Donald Trump!!! You were besties with the ultimate pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein!!!! You are the star of the Epstein files!!! You are the chief player in the Epstein files!!! You get the top billing in the Epstein files!!!
Tonight, when President Donald J. Trump opens his mouth, he will lie, lie, lie, and lie again, pausing only briefly before he opens his mouth to lie some more. And he will do this because he is a lying sack of shit!!!