That’s only because yo mama wasn’t on board

They’re the answer to truck nuts. Traffic light ovaries.

According g to google

It takes light approximately 1.25 to 1.3 seconds to travel from Earth to the Moon. At the speed of light.

So, worst case scenario is about 2.5 seconds of latency. That’s doable for tech support, I guess.

A: Not nearly enough

Unless Apply does some weird bootloader locking shenanigans like what happens with Android devices.

No napkin

That’s exactly what it is. They didn’t even shoot down previous ones, that was a different country altogether.

I move people’s carts that block my way all the time

That’s because you’re stupid. I’m not.

You’re nuts. Get help.