early_riser

If happy meals come with a toy, what do angry meals come with?

https://piefed.social/c/asklemmy/p/1872200/if-happy-meals-come-with-a-toy-what-do-angry-meals-come-with

Mar 12 at 11:03pmWeb
Show threadSteveMar 12
A knife
Show threadSmuuthbraneMar 12
A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
Show threadhomesMar 12
Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
Show threadSmuuthbraneMar 13
Not really, I just can’t expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
Show threadmoonshadowMar 13
The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill
Show threadAlexstarfireMar 12
A shiv.
Show threadZeppoMar 12
A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking
Show threadnorthernlightsMar 12
OMG the violence 😨
Show threadetchinghillsideMar 12
MD 20/20
Show threadMrSelfDestruct25Mar 12
Wet socks
Show threadpapalonianMar 12
A Glock
Show threadsnoonsMar 12
A fat doobie.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 13
no that’s a happiness meal
Show threadsnoonsMar 13
turning angry meals into happy meals one zonked out brain at a time
Show threadPommes_für_dein_BalgMar 12
A cat in the bag
Show threadTechnusMar 12
6-pack of Natty Ice
Show threadRhynoplazMar 12
Voodoo dolls
Show threadRhynoplazMar 12
Stress balls!
Show threadthesohoriotsMar 12
A pre-set rat trap.
Show threadPennyRoyalMar 12
At the bottom of the bag
Show threadBlade9732Mar 12
Small Chinese toys painted with “slightly” radioactive paint.
Show threadFUCKING_CUNOMar 12
A printer
Show threadthe_riviera_kidMar 12
Booze
Show threadBonesince1997Mar 12
Homework
Show threadChee_KoalaMar 12
A memo on the new format for TPS reports
Show threadsaltescMar 12
I think that’s just a regular McDonalds meal with the shame of feeling preferably shit about halfway through.
Show threadrImITywRMar 12
The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don’t match.
Show threadcorsicanguppyMar 12
Nice. That’s my favourite colour!
Show threadEntertainmeonlyMar 12
A can of soup?
Show threadrobocallMar 13
I like soup
Show threadEntertainmeonlyMar 13
I’m at soup.
Show threadrobocallMar 13
Soup?
Show threadEntertainmeonlyMar 13
SOUP!
Show threadrobocallMar 13
Soup 🙂
Show threadEntertainmeonlyMar 13
I was shopping for a shirt.
Show threadrobocallMar 13
Was there soup?
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 13
3 days blinding soup
Show threadMrQuallzinMar 12
Bees
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 12
*Wasps
Show threadearly_riserMar 13
**murder hornets
Show thread🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞Mar 13
whoa whoa whoa, partner, that is a bridge too far! lol
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 12
A price tag of $100.
Show threadGreg ClarkeMar 12
Rabies
Show threadEvilBitMar 12
McDonald’s food.
Show threadComradeSharkfuckerMar 12
Nicotine patch
Show threadaeiouMar 12
Bobcat.
Show thread🦇SalviaDivination🦇Mar 12
An empty platitude.
Show threadi_stole_ur_tacoMar 12
A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.
Show threadSpaceNoodleMar 13
Stew that makes you go blind for 24 hours
Show threadrobocallMar 13
A single razor blade
Show threadKairosMar 13
Gub
Show threadJetpackJacksonMar 13
Keys to the guillotine
Show threadRomanclatureMar 13
These hands
Show threadspittingimageMar 13
A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.
Show threadRiskableMar 13
Fox News
Show threadAstralPathMar 13
A beer, hopefully.
Show threadleaky_shower_thoughtMar 13
they come with foods that do not match the advertisement
Show threadIlixtzeMar 13
a cheese grater toy
Show threadFtumchMar 13
Brass knuckles
Show threadfoodandartMar 13
A broken toy.