Hey what do farmers use to talk to their neighbors while they’re out working?

Near field communication

“Listen to me, you got this Chest Face”

“Thanks Hair Bird, you’ve always been there for me.”

ok so in case you're freaking out over privacy on Mastodon

there is none.

now enjoy.

Since I use Twitter as a news source, rather than a social network, Mastodon is not really able to compete.

There are too few good sources of information here, as of yet. Might change though, or perhaps I am just not good enough at searching. :-)