Just got an ad for Channellock pliers on YouTube so Google is pretty convinced I’m fully in my Dad Era
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The Mall Krampus
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Bennet Bro. Mostly bad but well-read snark. GrillCath Ordolib. RT = Regrettable Tumescence, Likes = On Twitter at least, Stochastic RTs.
Joke is on them since I already own three pairs of Channellock pliers (and two pairs of Knipex wrench-pliers)
I’m on my third loaf of bread prep for the holiday weekend and I’ll be happy if 2/3 are aesthetic enough to bring with
I’m rather delighted at the Steam Dwarf Fortress over the last couple of days. Sure it’s a Souls Game for Spreadsheet Guys but I am that so… whatever.
Ryan Schultz#JohnMastodon is proof that things *CAN* go viral here on Mastodon, but the key is that *YOU* are the algorithm. The reason that the John Mastodon meme showed up on other people's timelines is because so many users boosted the posts.
The lesson here is: please don't just favourite something if you really enjoyed it; BOOST it so that other people can enjoy it, too! This is the only reason why I bother to create as large a social graph as I can on Mastodon—to act as an amplifier. You can, too!❤️😉
I have had a remarkably quick period in homeownership for developing extremely strong opinions about and brand loyalty towards cleaning products and household consumables. Truly my mid-30s Dad Turn is going apace.
So definitely already had the flu when I got the booster/flu shot, which is very on brand for me. On the plus side I’ve discovered that the Rancho Gordo red popcorn from this quarter’s Club box is excellent both in taste and at the best non-movie popcorn use case of “scraping accumulated crud”
Another Angry Womanto catch a train, first you must learn to think like a train
Sort of laying around half-assedly all day as the flu/booster combo really knocked me down and this is terribly suboptimal given everything I wanted to do maintenance-wise before starting my vacation
Oh God I’m actuall my going to have to deal with setting this thing up seriously now instead of just lurking, aren’t I?