Lizzy 💫Someone just called me mean cheeks, and I've never felt more seen.
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Dudish 🎶
@TheDudish
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Comedian, writer, and music producer at Infernous.
My girlfriend got her eyebrows fixed yesterday. I'd tell her that they look weird, but I really enjoy walking in the street hand in hand with Spock.
donni saphireFeel free to lie to babies. They do not have Wikipedia access
.chrisYou got a fast car
And I sleep in a bed of human hair
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can build a cyborg bear
And I sleep in a bed of human hair
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can build a cyborg bear
The dog was pooping and before he finished a woman approached me and asked "Are you going to pick this up?" I picked it up and replied to her "I have no choice, this is my food", and I walked away.
Unlike women, men don't miss their childhood. Because mentally, they're still there.
Life is too short. Be sure you're making the right mistakes.
I'd die before I let someone use my donor card.
Of course, there's life outside the Internet. That's where I get some of my best joke ideas.
Way too excited about the new episode of OMITB tonight. I really need to get a life lol