I haven't been drinking seriously for over a decade.
Tonight I break that streak for the best of reasons: I need to celebrate the death of John McCain.

Watching a show on veterinarians & segment comes on where they're operating on a seal.
Me: "Don't they know that you should never operate on a seal?"
Brother:  "He's got cuts & broken ribs. Why shouldn't they operate on him?"
Me: "Do not open if seal is broken."

@jack & Zuckernuts over losing their human advertising capital.

If @jack ever starts an acct on here asking everybody to come back to his nazi-spawn hellsite, I would like to give you all a special toot .gif to share with him:

As a fond farewell to Twitter, I'm posting my tits. 🤫