colleen swiggum

@Swiggit
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Your typical girl with a bachelors in snarkenomics

Quick test:

The solution to climate change is eating billionaires.

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*Runs screaming naked through mastodon*
*no one cares*
Ah yes, this will do fine. Lovely.
Blue bird site is dead. Long live elephant site.
A toot, a toot, a tootialtitooda,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8of3uhG1tCI
Andrews Sisters Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

YouTube
@[email protected]
Except the things he invents actually work and are situation-ally appropriate. Otherwise, yeah, pretty much. Dammit, now I'm picturing Robin as Grimes.
@Ferretsyndicate 😂
[A]:Sir! They've sent a letter!
[FBI DH] What does it say?
[A] Send condoms. and theres a picture of ALF with huge tiddies.
@some_qualia
Well of course Putin would BOFA Wil. He hated Wesley on STNG too. Or as he likes to say to disgraced kremlin agents "You are now the wesley. Shut up Wesley." *smdh* watch that make the rachel maddow russiagate hour. Russiagaters will believe anything so long as there is no evidence and you mention the word 'Russia' 3 times.
@adam17
that's cool with me, so long as you're cool with inheriting my extensive collection of hairballs.
@[email protected] @bax_books @Granddad
I missed the butts dammit! I Blame Wesley!
@leonthotsky
... Why would I want to?
*scratches puppers ears*