Since you can lie in eulogies now please remember me as the 6'0" high end runway model and astrophysicist who managed to single handedly bring about world peace, end hunger and usher in an era of enlightenment.
Life after the sitcom hit alf hard. So he got boob implants and worked in porno. That is what I think when I read 'big tiddy alf' on my tootline. THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!