colleen swiggum

@Swiggit
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Your typical girl with a bachelors in snarkenomics

Quick test:

The solution to climate change is eating billionaires.

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*Runs screaming naked through mastodon*
*no one cares*
Ah yes, this will do fine. Lovely.
Blue bird site is dead. Long live elephant site.
A toot, a toot, a tootialtitooda,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8of3uhG1tCI
Andrews Sisters Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

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Since you can lie in eulogies now please remember me as the 6'0" high end runway model and astrophysicist who managed to single handedly bring about world peace, end hunger and usher in an era of enlightenment.
I've had this busy little fella for a week.
Life after the sitcom hit alf hard. So he got boob implants and worked in porno. That is what I think when I read 'big tiddy alf' on my tootline.
THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!
one of the last pictures of my buddy :) He will be missed.
A-Root-A-Toot-Toot!