Mondo Swiff

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50% Poofy hair, 45% Legs, 5% Beans (Refried)
> Anthropology B.A.
> Digital Archaeologist
> Substitute Teacher
> Wishes he lived where it snows!
> Wizard & Wizard-Liker
>100% water sealed or your money back
25, CA, USA
Discord/id/swiffikins
Hair:Poofy
Legs:Absurdly Long
Bees??Hell yeah
Show threadMondo SwiffJul 20, 2020
Phantasy Star Online 2, slight uncanny valley, ec (all 3d Models)
Mondo SwiffJul 20, 2020

I just started this game and the first thing I did was see the humans, the robots, the beastfolk, and the elves in the chargen menu, and immediately said "NAH" and made a fantasy ass dwarf instead cuz I thought it'd be funny.

TURNS OUT I MADE THE ONLY NON-TERROR BEING IN THE UNIVERSE, my character is the only one who doesn't trigger intense flight or fight responses in me

Show threadMondo SwiffJul 17, 2020
MMMMHM that's a GOOD wizard tower right there
Mondo SwiffJul 16, 2020

@galaxgal and I have been playing EYE lately and I made a PSI build.

I do not recommend EYE but I have a TON of fun with EYE. It's that kind of game.

Mondo SwiffJul 3, 2020
Show threadMondo SwiffJun 30, 2020
The other day, we actually got a solid look on how much these roots have grown over the years. Here's two copies of a picture my dad took while fixing some pipes. In the second picture, a root running parallel to the house is highlighted. That sucker is about 5 inches thick, slightly thicker than the pipes it's next to, and the hole itself is about six meters from the tree's desiccated stump.
Mondo SwiffMar 26, 2020
you know, on further consideration, an ARMS character in smash makes a lot of sense atm
Mondo SwiffJan 16, 2020
I was explaining the cosmology/shape of the world in my D&D setting to @galaxgal and I'm not sure the last time I got Owned this hard
Mondo SwiffJan 13, 2020
Semi lewd shitpost
Mondo SwiffJan 10, 2020