Today’s high of 73 in February will quickly drop off as winds pick up bringing severe weather and possible tornadoes tonight before the temp falls to a low of 17 with snow by morning.
We just call that a Tuesday in the Midwest.
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Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up. Sometimes funny, often vulgar. #TwitterMigration #TwitterRefugee
@PaleCrow not cool
Halloween decorations in August are just as bad as Christmas decorations in October.
Jimmer Cork-BottleI’m at that awkward age when I’m my age.
Let us sing the SPF 50 song of my people
Nicolas Ward 
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Midwesterners that a side of corn was a vegetable.
Australia. What doesn't kill you will kill you tomorrow.
ME: *drops phone* shit!
2nd GRADER: you can’t say Shit
ME: what?
2nd GRADER: you can’t say SHIT!
Me: you just said it twice
2nd GRADER: … oh shit.
ADHDeanASLI spend my days like any other normal person: 1/3 working, 1/3 sleeping, and 1/3 cleaning my wife’s hair out of the shower drain