@jackwilliambell @cstross Er... you know that the President can't pardon state charges, right...?
@number6 @arstechnica "I've seen some sources saying that SSD drives need to be spun up regularly in order to prevent data loss. "
Er, what? SSD drives don't have any mechanical elements to be "spun up".
@glenatron @Daojoan "I have long argued that the existence of Subway implies the existence of Domway."
Well, there is DOMino's...
@HornedLivestock "Underground Transgender Mafia"
I've heard of failed politicians reinventing themselves, but this is the first time I've seen one try her hand at starting a thrash metal band...