When an academic tells you you hail from the most misogynistic race on earth but has not point - snorlax that.

My neighbour is giving away some Cher. Which is really nice as I sang her yesterday and wished I still had her. RIP to her mumma. One of my neighbours has a street library box it it’s plants cuttings. Please meet Cher.

At the servo - heard the engine and giggled, lol they ain’t that common here tbh

Remember how I said I name the plants. Time to begin introducing the fam. Please stand in the presence that is - Ringo Star, today and once upon a time.
Ringo Star “The Apple hanging basket plant has a tiny pink flower and is humble in its presence but prolific in its giving, you shall now be named Ringo Star.”

I’m my half water tank mulch pile and loving it. Loves dirt

I mean you gotta love a tourism website that celebrates vegetation, creative spiders and pink fungus. I’m definitely making this happen.

Anyone ever muddy and realise it’s dec 9 and think oh it’s my 14yr old selfs boyfriends bday “happy fucking birthday king of wishful thinking” or are you all adults?

My supermarket Woolworths is giving away free things 😱 so I “may I have this for my grandchild?” And great news, I’ll be a vampire in an hour.

Wandering #moon