Okay. Fergus and Fiona went through their vet fisit quite well- it took 90 minutes, mostly because the doctor and tech wanted to play with them... O.o
So, they have a mild bacterial infection- actually two, one in the eyes and one upper respiratory. I have meds for both, and a supplement to boost their immune systems. We'll see if I can sneak it into their food. If not... They ain't gonna like it. For their eyes, it's goop I get to smear on their eyes. I am not thrilled with this idea, but it'll get done.
Video of Fiona and Fergus, courtesy of my brother's phone!