All I’m saying is we moved into a new apartment and John McCain died. Excited to see what happens to Kissinger when I buy a new car next week.
Taylor
@Softpower
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truckin’ and fuckin’
@connorcgolden actually yeah do you want it.
@connorcgolden hey pal just wanted to make sure you saw this. alright have a good one.
ruining my phone’s battery life by furiously unplugging it from the charger every time it hits 69%
okay wait should I be on bofa or social I’m fucking confused
Just found out vape losers call cigarettes analog vaping and I want to go on the record saying they should be fired from a cannon into a rock formation
@its_john_d I just updated my handle on twitter but I was @phrantum
pretty upset with my low toot engagement
just woke up from a dream in which John Green showed up to a jiujitsu tournament in a wrinkled button down shirt and I arm-barred him for writing The Fault In Our Stars
I don’t know what hockey is and at this point I am afraid to ask.