SirTedBranston

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Not actually called Ted
I am now very much convinced I have ADHD. Disappointed I don’t get a blue badge but now have a reason but now I have a reason for not taking in what the hell people are saying when it’s work-related.
Morley, you are a cold bastard today
Electric blanket has arrived
17 year old me with his baggy jeans and metallica tees would be ashamed
Have some semblance of a beard again. Also let the Turkish barber do it and these lines a re a bit crisp for my liking
Did I move into the mountains and not realise it? #clouds #mist #leeds
Remember the girl at the end of Full Metal Jacket saying ‘Shoot me’?
The hell
I’m on a bus. It’s been so long I didn’t know that Leeds has introduced tap-on/off
For thanksgiving, I am thankful for saturated fats and having tomorrow off work