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Hi! I'm a husband and parent who toots and boosts things that amuse me. Expect silly jokes, simple haiku, and flights of imagination.

I left my messenger bag at home by mistake. So far today, I missed having a flash drive, a textbook, and hand cream.

But it was nice not having to carry around the heavy bag.

TFW you get nothing on your to-do list done, but are really productive with other tasks!
I am excited that is is raining, because it is the only time that my black car ever looks clean.

It feels like break time.
It looks like break time.
It sounds like break time.
It smells like break time.
It tastes like break time.

It must be break time.

Don't make me think; make me want to think

Fed my child at two,
but got good sleep afterwards.
Today's a bright day!

#haiku

#smallpoems

Recently,
both my phone and my PC
upgraded their OSes,
required restarts,
glowed back to life.

Reminded me of the time or two
I reset my phone
to get it working properly again.
(I had to tabula rasa that son of a gun.)

It restarted.

It glowed back to life.

All this to say, my love,
as we sit sipping coffee
at a table strewn
with breakfast things:

Let's reset.

Let's tabula rasa this messy week.

Let us glow back to life.

Hey, #Linux users, can you recommend a minimalistic, distraction-free text editor I can use for basic writing tasks?

At preschool, my kid learned this fun and quick method of putting on a coat:

1) Put jacket on ground facing away from you, zipper-side up.
2) Crouch down so you can put your

hands into the armholes.
3) FLIP the jacket over your head, and it falls into place!

My kid demonstrated it, and I tried it, and it was fun!

#smallstories