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programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

Pourquoi y'a que des homosexuels sur mon serveur minecraft
Do straight people not like blocks?
En attendant je joue a minecraft moddé mais apparemment chaque craft et objet que je trouve cool vient du vanilla :| j'ai pas joué depuis trop longtemps je crois WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS BAMBOO AND PARROTS
Maybe pikmin 4 will fix me
Transferring a domain you care about across registrars
Please answer quickly they are about to leave
Same question for werewolves
If you have sex with a dragon while he is shapeshifted into a human, are you still a monsterfucker?
Is there anything more disappointing than thinking you heard a cat only to discover it was a child?

I got extremely weird looks as I was eating my salad outside just now

The brand of pre-made salads I buy introduced edible sporks as part of the package, since plastic forks were made illegal to be sold with pre-made food.

The thing is, the spork doesn't really look edible, it looks like a recycled cardboard utensil.

So I just had finished the salad and I begin eating the fork. It's a bit hard to break down so I had to really get into it to break it into chewable chunks... This lady a few meters away looked at me with the most shocked, weirdest face ever