Mastodawn

I got extremely weird looks as I was eating my salad outside just now

The brand of pre-made salads I buy introduced edible sporks as part of the package, since plastic forks were made illegal to be sold with pre-made food.

The thing is, the spork doesn't really look edible, it looks like a recycled cardboard utensil.

So I just had finished the salad and I begin eating the fork. It's a bit hard to break down so I had to really get into it to break it into chewable chunks... This lady a few meters away looked at me with the most shocked, weirdest face ever

digitalfox Jul 16, 2023

@fen This is wonderful. I've gotten a few remarks about eating e.g. apple cores, and now I wanna try this sometime.

southie wusky Jul 16, 2023

@fen tell her this has been standard protocol since forever and she's weird for doing otherwise

hawke✨Jul 16, 2023

@fen maintain eye contact while eating the fork to assert dominance

Siph Jul 16, 2023

@fen I think in the right mood I would revel into that kind of confused attention

Elarcis 🐙🎙️Jul 16, 2023

@fen Maintenant je veux tester cette marque juste pour pouvoir manger une fourchette.

Andy Nonimose Jul 16, 2023

@fen Eating the utensils feels very toony to me!

@fen this is incredible i also want to eat the edible fork