The only reason I prefer Freedom Units is because that’s what I’ve grown up with and know. If I had grown up using metric, I would choose that all day. It just makes more sense, there’s no random “12 inches to a foot” or “16 tablespoons to a cup” (I had to look this one up).

Metric is easy. A decameter is 10 meters. There are 10 decimeters in a meter. Each step up or down is 10 of the previous.

I’m an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often… For Science!

Bad Bunny is the Hispanic equivalent of mumble rap. Great guy, makes some really fun music! But I can’t understand a word he says in his songs and I’m Hispanic.

This would kill me

Shut up! Don’t give them any ideas!

Hold on, let me find my tiniest fiddle.

Most Cuban families came illegally. So much so that it was a joke, “fresh off the boat” and all that. I have no sympathy for them. They got what they voted for

“Oh, they only voted for him because he said he would only go after the criminals”… Yeah, doesn’t take a Master’s Degree in Psychology to see that it was just an excuse to go after all immigrant communities. Especially because the rest of us were sitting SO LOUDLY that he would do exactly this.

Oh hey! Here’s my fiddle. Let me play you the tiniest sad song.

Our philosophy, “No tickey, no worky”.

It really only works if your boss backs you on that, which I’m lucky enough to have.

Classic love story

This is my method for keeping healthy. Can’t get sick if I drink copious amounts of whiskey

Something something alluding to Adventure Zone