yasty
ScrooLewse
- 28 Followers
- 13 Following
- 235 Posts
what if your cat bit your hand but instead of blood coming out it was confetti what would you do then
@nutsling I was born in 1994
@chronomyst yo man how's that feeling when the mood changes in the room and your emotional spider senses tingle but you can't tell if it's a false positive or if something bad is actually about to happen treating you?
@scattapilla honestly can't think of a more romantic way to meet
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻
nutslingi learned keyboard navigation and began using it as much as possible and all my wrist pain disappeared overnight. it is impossible to talk to any person about it because something i could teach them in about 15 minutes is somehow so inconvenient to how they use a computer they just throw “i don’t have that problem 😏” at me, like i know that’s why im bothering to tell you about it dipshit
Girlhair SmudgesticksJudging industries by how good their workforce is at shitposting.
@plutonian The number of times I've texted someone "I need to find my phone" cannot be counted on a single hand.
resisting the primal urge to say 'bless you' to the guy that dropped a heavy box next to me