Great week for Trump:

— Had to admit he could not attack Greenland because of a little obstacle called NATO.

— Confused Greenland with Iceland several times in front of the entire world.

— Was told by Canada's Mark Carney that the sane world leaders will take it from here, to standing applause from the entire World Economic Forum.

— Lost his own lawyer Lindsey Halligan, who was stopped by the courts.

And it is only Thursday.

When the US invades Greenland, the U.S. 11th Airborne Division will have to cross Epstein's Bay, fly along the Fjord of Many Files, parachute down over Mount Maxwell, before we kick their asses at The Valley of Tiny Hands.

Please spread the rumor.