20+ years of digital duct taping, requirement wrangling, and product backlog janitoring.
I've seen more server crashes than you've seen memes.
Waiting to be finally replaced by AI.
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.”
― B. F. Skinner
| Profile picture | An animated GIF of zeros and ones flowing through a circuit board to the CPU. Pre-FPU era, obviously. Replacement highly recommended. |
| Pronouns | He/OMG not him again |








