Mastodawn

"They have been carried away by monkeys"

*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'tt-monkeysintro.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇺🇸 Spoken in US English

Russssty Mar 20

Bit Art Bot Mar 20

f(x,y) = ((-((-x) & (y % x))) % (((y / 21) % (x ^ 12)) * (~(23 | y)))) % 7

Extent: 256x256 (scaled x2)

"Onebit" colouring scheme.

Russssty Mar 16

data.gv.at Mar 16

Neue #opendata Anwendung: Vienna Routenplaner - Dein moderner Begleiter durch Wien – Schnell, Intelligent & Ästhetisch. https://www.data.gv.at/applications/c6fb61f1-6639-4e8c-b400-b8521f7a039d?locale=de

Russssty Mar 16

Now we're talking!

https://www.discovermagazine.com/interstellar-comet-3i-atlas-is-packed-with-alcohol-indicating-that-it-formed-beyond-our-solar-system-48800

Russssty Mar 12

nixCraft 🐧Mar 12

Another day, another company is reducing IT and software dev jobs to replace them with AI despite many report indicating that Gen AI doesn't work as promised. Get ready for more outages for Jira and co ;) ‘Devastating blow’: Atlassian lays off 1,600 workers ahead of AI push https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/12/atlassian-layoffs-software-technology-ai-push-mike-cannon-brookes-asx

I didn't think Jira could get any more messed up, but I underestimated their commitment to the bit. AI is a bold choice for a platform that struggles with basic navigation. Lmao

#ai #llm

‘Devastating blow’: Atlassian lays off 1,600 workers ahead of AI push

Layoffs to affect 10% of workforce amid Australian company’s restructuring plan to push into artificial intelligence and enterprise sales

The Guardian

Russssty Mar 8

Information Is Beautiful Mar 8

Adding a third celestial body to a gravitational system makes things wildly chaotic and unpredictable. Hence the 'Three Body Problem'. Some beautiful examples of periodic 3-body systems:

(via instagram user data__is__beautiful)

Russssty Mar 8

Col Mar 8

Scientists warn that the Earth could run out of Conspiracy Theories by 2027 if they keep coming true at the current rate.

Russssty Feb 24

data.gv.at Feb 24

Neue #opendata Anwendung: Haiku aus dem Parlament inkl. Leaderboard - von Elias Gander https://www.data.gv.at/applications/3326b0e1-b037-417a-8a84-568bd0b5eb01?locale=de

Russssty Feb 10

hackaday Feb 10

Why Haven’t Quantum Computers Factored 21 Yet?

https://hackaday.com/2026/02/09/why-havent-quantum-computers-factored-21-yet/

Why Haven’t Quantum Computers Factored 21 Yet?

If you are to believe the glossy marketing campaigns about ‘quantum computing’, then we are on the cusp of a computing revolution, yet back in the real world things look a lot less dire…

Hackaday

Russssty Feb 6

CCC Feb 6

Als Hobby: Spione ausspionieren. Wo ein Wald von Antennen auf dem Dach steht, einige mehrere Meter hoch, da dient eine Botschaft als inoffizielle Satellitenabhörstation https://oe1.orf.at/programm/20260205/822422/Als-Hobby-Spione-ausspionieren

Als Hobby: Spione ausspionieren | DO | 05 02 2026 | 15:30

Ein Club kundschaftet Satellitenabhörstationen in Österreich aus

oe1.orf.at

Profile picture	An animated GIF of zeros and ones flowing through a circuit board to the CPU. Pre-FPU era, obviously. Replacement highly recommended.
Header	A bunch of MIT students on the roof of a campus building, acting as normal. I'm not sure whether any pianos were harmed during the making of this photo.
Pronouns	He/Oh, him again?