Jizzelle Bundchen

@RooKay
474 Followers
27 Following
17 Posts
Verily, I say unto thee, behold, a giant dumbass
@bax_books Oh wow, no, not true at all, but that is incredibly sweet
@trillionaire @Gargron Don't listen to him, this is just proof that he's just a sellout and a cop. Conversely, I am reckless as fuck with my safety.
@jizzwitch @Gargon Ah yes but I am both a witch cutie and a huge dumbass, how many of those can there possibly be on this site, boost me.
Just became 1000x more excited about visiting DC
@joenelson Oh, hey, I'm going to DC too, on saturday.
@ellamayo Nothing can stop my impulses from being the worst
@ronaldravegan Shitbirds. Not nightmarish birds wearing shirts.
@ronaldravegan Or shirtbirds QT'ing with "😂 "
@ronaldravegan I will never discuss toots
This feels pretty reminiscent of, like, some apocalypse-dystopian-nightmare film where an
asshole fashions a crown for themselves out of trash & screams "I'M NOW THE MAYOR OF THE WORLD" & you best believe that asshole is me