Just became 1000x more excited about visiting DC
Jizzelle Bundchen
@RooKay
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Verily, I say unto thee, behold, a giant dumbass
This feels pretty reminiscent of, like, some apocalypse-dystopian-nightmare film where an
asshole fashions a crown for themselves out of trash & screams "I'M NOW THE MAYOR OF THE WORLD" & you best believe that asshole is me
asshole fashions a crown for themselves out of trash & screams "I'M NOW THE MAYOR OF THE WORLD" & you best believe that asshole is me
I am above toots about toots, I will not debase myself as the new self appointed queen of weird/left mastodon with toot related content, it's called having dignity. Toots.
[waves a rake in the faces of a screaming mob] Try and fucking take it from me, you shitass cowards
Just saying, I've got dibs on being the new, second rate Dril
Eugen, I am going to focus all of my frustration onto you. I know it's unreasonable, but you're just gonna have to get used to having a nemesis.
I haven't felt this resentful about having to be somewhere since my pre-adhd medicated high school days. No, even that was more tolerable bc at least I could do it while shitplastered.
I don't want to do this, why are you making me do this.