🔞Valhalla Calling

47 Followers
87 Following
104 Posts

🔞 Warning: This is an adult-oriented account that will post adult images and words.

Me: 50ish straight cis male.

I post things that I find sexy and ramble about things I enjoy. None of the pictures are mine.

My sexy #porn interests are varied but include anal, #pee play, trans women, hentai, #squirting, fantasy family play, and pretty much anything fun and sexy.

I'm also a #DnD and #TTRPG nerd. Music and randomness will flesh out my posts.

Kindness and respect are paramount.

PornGood
Naughty PornBetter
Daddy/Mommy/babygirl/etc.Adults; NOT related
Dungeons?Dragons!

My yes/maybe/no #kinks for #lewd #chatting:

💚 Yes!
* Sex!
* Women (including Trans Women)
* Anal/ass play (me, too)
* Pee Play (mild to wild)
* Daddy/Babygirl (romantic with some power dynamic)
* Seduction
* Ongoing role-playing scenarios/characters
* Light power dynamics, bondage, spanking, etc.
* Squirting Pussy Orgasms
* Fisting
* Free Use Play
* Sleeping Play
* Naughty D&D games
* Mutual real-life play during chat

I'm happy to chat, so say hi!

#SexChat is welcome once I get to know you a bit. Before messaging, please consider:

Sorry, no men.

Trans women are women and welcome.

I'm not interested in meeting anyone, checking out your OnlyFans, sending you money, or otherwise paying to share words with anyone.

Time Zone: PST

For me, sex chat is a sexy creative outlet that may lead to virtual friendships.

Please see my follow up posts for additional #SexChat info!

What I like to imagine my timeline causes. 😂 😅

#NSFW #Porn #SoloFemale #Masturbation #NoNude

The following will be denied and probably blocked:

Completely empty accounts

Bots

AI Accounts

Boost-only or heavy boosting accounts

Troll or otherwise suspicious accounts

Thank you for understanding. I wish you the best.

Carry on!

I get it, you're excited. There's porn here. But, I want to make sure you're a legit, active, functioning account before I add you to the list. I don't want dead accounts. I don't know why, I just don't. And that's my choice. Oh, and by "posts", I mean YOUR posts. Words, pictures, whatever. Just so long as YOU are active and not just boosting a bunch of things in order to cultivate followers.

Everyone is welcome. I just want actual people here, not bots or boost accounts or non-active accounts.

FOLLOW REQUESTS - READ!

Hi, RomanticKink, here. RK, for short if you like.

Listen, I want everyone to enjoy the porn they want. If I'm posting things you like, then, please follow me! I'm happy to have you!

However... *pulls up a chair and sits in it, facing over the back of it, with a serious look on my face* we need to talk.

If your account has no header or avatar and you don't have any posts, then maybe do that before you ask to follow.

((More below - keep reading!))

My yes/maybe/no #kinks for #lewd #chatting:

⛔ NO!
* Violence, gore, blood
* Snuff
* Vomit, scat
* Food play
* Abuse, violent non-con
* BDSM, extreme bondage or rope-play
* Degradation / Humiliation
* Me sucking cock (anal is good)
* Meeting, phone calls, etc.

Curious about something? Just ask!

My yes/maybe/no #kinks for #lewd #chatting:

⭐ Maybe!
* Multiple partners / orgies
* Non-violent Non-con
* Family Role-play
* Heavier but non-violent power dynamics, bondage, etc.
* Age Play (very maybe & with limits)
* Spit/drool
* Mild degradation
* Public sex
* Fantasy scenarios (elves, monsters, tentacles, etc.)

Curious about something not listed? Just ask (but see the No's below, first)!

My yes/maybe/no #kinks for #lewd #chatting:

💚 Yes!
* Sex!
* Women (including Trans Women)
* Anal/ass play (me, too)
* Pee Play (mild to wild)
* Daddy/Babygirl (romantic with some power dynamic)
* Seduction
* Ongoing role-playing scenarios/characters
* Light power dynamics, bondage, spanking, etc.
* Squirting Pussy Orgasms
* Fisting
* Free Use Play
* Sleeping Play
* Naughty D&D games
* Mutual real-life play during chat