mean things I say to me 
Today I feel like totally giving up. Absolutely. But I wore my "Show up & do your best" shirt anyway
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blurpleIt’s just like that time I saw Mick Jagger walking solemnly along the riverbank eating a hotdog and wearing nothing but underpants and high top Reeboks.
Be bold and mighty and forces will come to your aid. Maybe I will and MAYBE I WILL
MoanosOptimist: The glass is ½ full.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.
Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
Hey, go to the bottom of you followers screen and pull up. Enjoy pointless Tooter Ball!
Neil PolowinToday in email adventures (paraphrased):
mycomicshop: "Hey, we finally have a copy of that book you wishlisted ages ago!"
Me: Eyebrows go up.
mycomicshop: "It's only [three digit number to the left of the decimal]."
Me: Eyebrows down, close browser tab.
Aaaaaand, scene.
Neighborhood Watch sent a Cease & Desist demanding I stop construction on my 190' tall Bono lawn sculpture because, supposedly, it blocks out the sun over 3-6 properties :-(
born miserablegot kicked out of a funeral for throwing a beach ball into the crowd
Mothballs smell but I never get that close to their crotches anyway
I finished all my Christmas shopping/decorating so I have about five weeks of joy before the depression starts