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Just your friendly neighbourhood terminally online replyguy.
@inthehands fake news, it’s AI generated… why am I on fire?
@TwodpadsDown @thezenlady just asking questions, right?
@QasimRashid well, how else do you expect them to maintain an intergenerational wage slave class?
@albertcardona well, at least you know who’s going to be doing all the work.

@jonny I gotta Cowichan sweater my grandad wore almost religiously whenever the temperature dropped. When he passed, I claimed it because I was too young to get the keys to his Lancia.

Since growing into it, I wear it almost daily for half the year, it’s hand knit and still in beautiful condition after 30+ years in my personal possession. Grandad probably picked it up over the boarder in BC in the 70s, it’s some peak Starsky & Hutch shit.

Oh, and I wear it as a outer layer, over an old insulated trucker’s flannel. As it’s knitted from unscoured wool so it’s more water repellent than any of that carcinogenic plastic shit you get from the likes of Patagonia.

@LRRRonEarth you could do worse than start with the Fortune 500 CEOs, if you tell them you’re a “leadership consultant” they’ll probably pay 6 figures for the privilege of an immersive Darwinian experience.
@ketmorco @RickiTarr I’ve heard that’s not contagious outside of an incubator but it does lower your odds of ever reproducing without monetary incentives.
@kate seriously? I don’t need to be put on the spot like this… amorphous piles on the floor is perfectly acceptable method if the Gersby lost structural integrity during like, the 2nd Obama administration.
@ElleGray and the typos, I mean if you’re gonna be a complete shit online at least use autocorrect, or fucking edit.
@KamalaHarrisWin looking forward to the inevitable AI videos of Trump singing the Oompa Loompa song.