ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: Why are you always talking about THIS building? Other buildings are on fire too. Why do you hate this specific building so much? [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: Ha, the people in the next room voted for this. A majority of them anyway. Serves them all right! FAFO, dumbasses! [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: Look, I’m all for fighting fires, but causing property damage by pouring water on the fire is where I draw the line. That is not an acceptable way to fight fires. [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: Yes, we really have to win the election about whether the house should stay on fire in two years. [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: It’s important to hear the fire out. It makes sense to burn some parts of the house. The important thing is to find common ground about burning the house down. [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: This just shows the complicity of the Democrats. They are just as bad as the fire. [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: You mean “_contains_ fire” not “is _on_ fire.” There is no fire underneath the building, only inside it. Also it would be more accurate to say that the walls and portions of the ceiling are in flames. [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: This is just normal chemistry and physics. Rapid oxidation is always going to release large amounts of heat. Didn’t you pay attention in school? [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: You should switch to Linux. [continues to sit there, burns to death]

ME: The building is on fire!

REPLY GUY: Good. I hate the curtains. [continues to sit there, burns to death]