Derek Dahlsad

@RealDerekDahlsad@mefi.social
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Creator of http://dakotadeathtrip.com and http://blacksunn.net/receipts/ , filmmaker, dayjob is converting paper into pixels. My "Bacon Number" is 4. AzraelBrown on #Metafilter. Potrzebie!

Avatar is an #ambrotype photograph of myself, taken in 2024 by the studio Old School Collodion

Header is a neglected billboard in Casper WY, with the words “MAN ANT EAD” displayed next to a baby talking on a telephone, and “ANTELOPE 29.95 DEER 35.95” across the bottom, taken in early 2000s.

websitehttp://derek.dahlsad.com
Linktreehttps://linktr.ee/derekdahlsad

Remember Segways?

Man, those were the days.

Me: I'm a cool hip artist and in no way and old man

Also me: I'm just gonna watch this documentary about the invention of farm tractors and then take a nap at 11am and then have a turkey sandwich for lunch

The thing I love about my Instagram feed is that half the people I don't recognize their names or how I know them, it's just cats and vacation photos and weird things they see on their walks, oh and then their Emmy award winning character designs or maybe an on set photo with very famous people or they sold another pilot, and their dog wearing a funny hat and somebody's birthday party. I follow people who aren't famous enough to be required to only market themselves on Instagram but famous enough that I found them in the first place

“No computers.” the guard said harshly, holding out a metal box.

I put my phone in the box. He didn’t budge. I took off my smart watch and added it in.

“Are you sure you have no more computers? The detector sends out a brief EMP. It would be a shame to destroy any gadgets. Or injure you." He was staring at the side of my face.

Ah. I removed the Connex from my temple. I’d forgotten it was there.

He ushered me into what looked like an old electronic doorway, then pressed a button. A light flashed.

"You're free to enter. Enjoy." No smile.

I passed through a corridor to desk where a receptionist smiled. "First time?"

"Yes, is it obvious?"

"Don't worry. It's simple. Through the double doors there you'll find the main selection of books, by era and topic. It's colour-coded and easy to follow. You'll need these if you want to touch anything." She put a paper mask and thin laboratory gloves on the desk.

"Behind you is the iffy section, as we call it. Books printed after 2015."

"2015?! I thought AI printed books only appeared in the mid 2020s."

"That's probably true, but we can't be sure. Preserving authentic pre-AI knowledge is our raison d'être. We can't be too safe."

Her look turned serious and I saw the devotion to the cause in her eyes. Since the Big Corruption of '32, no digital files could be trusted to replicate original human knowledge. This library was a time capsule.

"Can books be taken out?"

"No, I'm afraid not. We couldn't let them back in, as they could be fakes."

"So, can I copy things? My phone and Connex were taken away. Do you have a camera to message me chapters?"

"No, we're strictly machine-free. but we have several scribes. They're very good." She was enjoying my puzzled look.

"They can copy down whole pages for you. With pen and paper," she answered my unspoken question.

"Pen and paper?" these were words of tales and myths.

"Come, I'll show."

#devotion #MastoPrompt #microfiction #AI #ArtificialIntelligence

What if I told you an interplanetary probe we sent out last century just returned to Earth

It's been silent and forgotten for over 5 decades

Roaming the skies, a neat little capsule of defunct technology, from a dead country

With who knows what secrets, and now it is back

Ok the last sentence I'm writing SciFi

But the rest is truth (it was intended for #Venus, but failed to leave Earth orbit 53 years ago)

The #Kosmos482 probe

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/launches-spacecraft/failed-soviet-venus-lander-kosmos-482-crashes-to-earth-after-53-years-in-orbit

#Space

Failed Soviet Venus lander Kosmos 482 crashes to Earth after 53 years in orbit

Kosmos 482 has come home.

Space
It must be time for the Kentucky derby because my feeds are full of stories of fancy hats and mint juleps
I've been too busy to watch movies for the past month -- I finally got myself up to 4 this week:
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
Passed my #SMPTE Color Managed Workflows class with flying COLORS!

That feeling when you need to go check your social media profile first before friending/inviting someone in case you posted like an idiot recently.

Fellow Professional: "Can I get your LinkedIn?"

Me: *frantically deleting frog video with a fart sound dubbed in when it jumps*

AliExpress, are you OK? I don't understand what you're selling me, can you explain? I really don't follow.
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I've been too busy to watch movies for the past month -- I finally got myself up to 4 this week:
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched