Remember Segways?
Man, those were the days.
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Remember Segways?
Man, those were the days.
Me: I'm a cool hip artist and in no way and old man
Also me: I'm just gonna watch this documentary about the invention of farm tractors and then take a nap at 11am and then have a turkey sandwich for lunch
“No computers.” the guard said harshly, holding out a metal box.
I put my phone in the box. He didn’t budge. I took off my smart watch and added it in.
“Are you sure you have no more computers? The detector sends out a brief EMP. It would be a shame to destroy any gadgets. Or injure you." He was staring at the side of my face.
Ah. I removed the Connex from my temple. I’d forgotten it was there.
He ushered me into what looked like an old electronic doorway, then pressed a button. A light flashed.
"You're free to enter. Enjoy." No smile.
I passed through a corridor to desk where a receptionist smiled. "First time?"
"Yes, is it obvious?"
"Don't worry. It's simple. Through the double doors there you'll find the main selection of books, by era and topic. It's colour-coded and easy to follow. You'll need these if you want to touch anything." She put a paper mask and thin laboratory gloves on the desk.
"Behind you is the iffy section, as we call it. Books printed after 2015."
"2015?! I thought AI printed books only appeared in the mid 2020s."
"That's probably true, but we can't be sure. Preserving authentic pre-AI knowledge is our raison d'être. We can't be too safe."
Her look turned serious and I saw the devotion to the cause in her eyes. Since the Big Corruption of '32, no digital files could be trusted to replicate original human knowledge. This library was a time capsule.
"Can books be taken out?"
"No, I'm afraid not. We couldn't let them back in, as they could be fakes."
"So, can I copy things? My phone and Connex were taken away. Do you have a camera to message me chapters?"
"No, we're strictly machine-free. but we have several scribes. They're very good." She was enjoying my puzzled look.
"They can copy down whole pages for you. With pen and paper," she answered my unspoken question.
"Pen and paper?" these were words of tales and myths.
"Come, I'll show."
#devotion #MastoPrompt #microfiction #AI #ArtificialIntelligence
What if I told you an interplanetary probe we sent out last century just returned to Earth
It's been silent and forgotten for over 5 decades
Roaming the skies, a neat little capsule of defunct technology, from a dead country
With who knows what secrets, and now it is back
Ok the last sentence I'm writing SciFi
But the rest is truth (it was intended for #Venus, but failed to leave Earth orbit 53 years ago)
The #Kosmos482 probe
That feeling when you need to go check your social media profile first before friending/inviting someone in case you posted like an idiot recently.
Fellow Professional: "Can I get your LinkedIn?"
Me: *frantically deleting frog video with a fart sound dubbed in when it jumps*