@damienowens
do you no longer post on twitter?
do you no longer post on twitter?
that's a sack of coal!
Raphelo Nu
- 7 Followers
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- 109 Posts
You have bags of energy?
that's a sack of coal!
that's a sack of coal!
Damien Owens My wife says that rubbing a Fox’s Glacier Mint under your arms doesn’t count as a ‘proper shower’. Well, excuuuuse me, *your majesty*.
Don't you just hate it when someone asks you a question and you're not sure if it's rhetorical or not?
Tokyo Sexwhale
Red Velvet SinIf a redhead asks you to hold anything sharp & pointy, she only wants your fingerprints on a murder weapon.
Todd 'Papi' CarlosCOP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
ME: I'm not sure. Over.
Maybe she's boing with it. Maybe it's trampoline.
Jome: sorry we’re late
st peter: what happened
grim reaper: *holding cotton candy and a giant teddy bear* traffic