We Can Be GyrosJoe Rogan looks like Artie Lange's face before he died. But we loved Artie. Not Joe. That's why this place sucks.
Helles Belle
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Fulkery1Person: "You're so funny!"
Thanks, I'm actually a serious person but nobody has ever cared about or understood my concerns so I spent decades developing humor to cope with the disconnect between society and what is actually important.
.chrisBEHOLD THE FARTHEST REACHES OF MY INFLUENCE (the neighbours can hear me crying from next door).
Kim PossibleI have felt so left out of #Mosstodon and finally we got some around the tree in our front yard! I've never been so happy to see moss.
Luna CorbdenWatching the Charlie Brown Christmas Special and I’ve become convinced that it takes place in the South Park universe.
Uncle Duke 
“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”
Baby Smithno, YOU ran out of Xmas wrap and have to use aluminum foil instead
StoneI don’t remember why I thought it would be okay to go to Target on Christmas Eve, but I was not prepared.
Hot Cross Bunny❤️🐇Stay off The Internet. There are men bragging they bought their wife a gift.
STOP TRYING TO PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH CHRIST. HERE, TRY REPLACING HIM WITH A BIT OF JARED LETO INSTEAD. YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.