R. M. Sheridan | The Director

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Their Highness, The Crown Monarch Consort of Nayev Rebecca Muriel "R. M." Sheridan (آر إم شيريدان). The Director of Timeline-675. Spouse of Nayevan Crown Monarch @FilizaalBasar since 2022. British/Nayevan-born English human mutant. 7'3" tall. Bisexual. Genderqueer (they/them).

Fluent in English, Nayevan and Arabic.

Enemy of @BeccaSheridan and @R. Occasional frenemy of Helena Bardenhauer / @TheDirector.

[Roleplay account • FC: Taylor Swift]

FandomsOpen
Writer#EllieNotEleanor (#Giraffe)
OriginOriginal character
Born13 Dec 1989, in RAF Děnin Abbat, Nayev
You know nothing, my armless counterpart.

"You did WHAT??!!" R. M. is not happy with their henchmen.

'Yeah, you asked us to kidnap Becca Sheridan and hack into her connection to Cyberspace.'
'When we couldn't get in through her,' another goon explained in a trembling voice, 'We just tossed her out.'

"Yes, but WHERE you tossed her out MATTERED, you INSIGNIFICANT—" They pinch the bridge of their nose. "Fine. Fine! Plan B. Find me... Virtua."

@BeckaSheridan And it would've done just that, if R. M. hadn't countered the laser blast with one of their own. The resulting orb of laser energy grows with the increasing intensity of each Volta's ocular blast, until it blows asunder, shattering every window and sending every car tumbling over. The two blondes are also sent flying far apart by the ultimate burst of energy.
@BeckaSheridan But R. M. has Becka's physical invulnerability—as well as her lightning-fast reflexes. They move just enough out of the way to spin about and deliver a sonic-boom kick to Becka's stomach. The blow sends the real Volta right through a brick wall.
"I'm going to take it easy on you, Becka." Morphs into a perfect copy of Volta, complete with her full power set, and the same abject lack of arms.
@Worthy “Well then. So long as we’re standing on tradition…” They stand up straight. “Their Highness, The Crown Monarch Consort of Nayev. My wife is also a queen, in more ways than one. As in, she slays, in more ways than one. Step one tentacle out of line and I’ll drive a knife through it with no hesitation or remorse.”
@Worthy “Shame. They run amok on the palace grounds. I typically eliminate them myself and blame the groundskeepers for overusing pesticides.” A slender hand is offered. “R. M. Sheridan. But you may call me The Director.”
@Worthy In my timeline, hunting Chocobos is illegal.

Fucking unbelievable.

Stay the fuck away from us, home wrecker.

Who's the old maid?