Casually hunting super powered birds as one does
@Worthy In my timeline, hunting Chocobos is illegal.
@RMSheridan I would never.
@Worthy “Shame. They run amok on the palace grounds. I typically eliminate them myself and blame the groundskeepers for overusing pesticides.” A slender hand is offered. “R. M. Sheridan. But you may call me The Director.”
@RMSheridan "I'll call you whatever the hell I please, my wife is a Queen and so am I, lady." Arachne narrowed her eyes. "Queen Triton, kingdom of Atlantica, Goddess of Thunder." She paused. "I believe it's customary to bow."
@Worthy “Well then. So long as we’re standing on tradition…” They stand up straight. “Their Highness, The Crown Monarch Consort of Nayev. My wife is also a queen, in more ways than one. As in, she slays, in more ways than one. Step one tentacle out of line and I’ll drive a knife through it with no hesitation or remorse.”
@RMSheridan "Sweetheart, I'm like the 6th most powerful entity in this universe, my wife is like the 4th, and my adopted moms are in the top 3. First off, you're dealing with power levels you are VASTLY unprepared for and secondly, my tentacles are already dead weight, I wouldn't feel the pain, that's why I'm in a fucking wheelchair. If I actually COULD walk on these things, I'd break the top 5 list, easy. Step off before I fry every electrical impulse on or in you."