One last eclipse photo for today.

Beware of the thighs or Marge.

This is some new shrinkflation bullshit. Same volume, same measuring cup, except now with less cleaning capabilities.

God save the king. #Coronation

Would you believe this is $17.37? Everything is so fucking expensive now.

Serious anatomy question. Is one of his pecs bigger than the other from playing football? Does that happen to quarterbacks?

Short and fat. We called them chodes back in my day.

New year’s resolutionists claiming they have more energy after working out are so full of shit.